1. I am not going to talk any more about patenting my idea to have windshield wipers automatically sync to the beat of the music on car stereos. It’s a great idea. But there’s just too much paperwork involved. And the lawyers at work won’t even help me. Also, even though I know this can be done, I have no idea how to do it. 2. And my other auto-enhancement idea? The Braggadocio Motorcycle Muffler that turns loud engine revs into loud phrases like, “How! You! Like! Me! Nooooowwwwwww!” and “Born To Be WIIIIILLLDDDD!—I’m not going to talk about launching that either. Look, I’m just not going to be auto-accessories magnate. I’ll just be content keeping my day job as a paralegal until I finish